Its time to put on make-up
Its time to tell some lies
Its time to con the public
On the Bertie Show tonight.
Its time to get amnesia,
Its time to take the p1ss,
Sylvio has nothing on this
Its the Bertie show tonight.
He’ll rob you while you’re sleeping,
And lie when you’re awake
He’ll be so bad you’ll think he’s good
Even though he’s on the take.
Its time to flip the finger
To all the common folk
Who care’s? They’ll re-elect you
On the Bertie Show Tonight
Posted by Marcas MacCaoimhín 